BILL RATNER

My UC Riverside MFA poetry Prof. Jill Essbaum’s feet: right foot - iambic, left foot – trochaic.

My UC Riverside MFA poetry Prof. Jill Essbaum’s feet: right foot - iambic, left foot – trochaic.

Barbie & G.I. Joe are gettin’ the big weenie: http://events.kroq.cbslocal.com/losangeles_ca/events/true-life-adventures-b-/E0-001-069651040-4@2014061819

Barbie & G.I. Joe are gettin’ the big weenie: http://events.kroq.cbslocal.com/losangeles_ca/events/true-life-adventures-b-/E0-001-069651040-4@2014061819

Rope-a-dope Ratner gets buff for Hollywood Fringe 2014 - www.hff14.org/1688

Studio animals—the most loyal of friends.

Studio animals—the most loyal of friends.

http://www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/1688

WATCH THE BEST DARNED TRAILER THIS SIDE OF STAR WARS!!!

Sometimes trailer voiceover can call for a low-down gutter read…